Mutated Mediocre Public Television Galactic Defenders Save the Universe! ~ Paperback ~ Rob Marsh

"Silly enough for kids... bad enough for adults!" In the thrillingly epic satire "Bob Ross, Vampire Hunter, " a motley collection of public television heroes rode off into an apocalyptic sunset aboard the Boston Symphony Hall. Pine no longer, fans, because here their adventure continues. Join scientific Carl, neighborly Fred, Georgie the reader, Bob the gentle painter, and the shrill red puppet Ergo as they battle evil robots and aliens, mutate into spacey things both weird and satirical, and save the universe! Did you know you could do all that in Toronto? The Public Television Heroes series: Book 1: "Bob Ross, Vampire Hunter" Book 2: "Mutated Mediocre Public Television Galactic Defenders Save the Universe!"Author BiographyRob Marsh is a loose cannon, living on the edge on the cold, hard city streets, and deep under cover on a high-stakes mission. The chief thinks he's compromised his assignment and it's only a matter of time before his cover is blown, but this hasn't stopped Rob from plunging deeper than ever into unknown territory, every move along the razor's edge potentially his last as the enemies of good draw their web of deception. But in this dangerous world he's not alone, and with the help of a futuristic computerized motorcycle, three rare Egyptian crystals, and just a little bit of luck, he's out for justice before time runs out for him and for everyone! And all with dreams of retirement just weeks away... Oh, and he also wrote this stupid book you're holding.